


FAQ
Q. How do you double the value of a Yugo?
A. Fill the Tank
Q. What do you call a Yugo at the top of a hill?
A. Miracle
Q. How do you make a Yugo accelerate from zero to 60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
A. Push it off a cliff.
Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Yugo owner's manual?
A. The bus schedule.
Q. What did the parts dealer say when the customer said, "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my Yugo"?
A. "Sounds like a fair trade to me."
Q. Why do Yugos come with heated rear windows?
A. To keep your hands warm while you're pushing them
Q. What do you call a Yugo with brakes?
A. Customized.
Q. How do you make a Yugo go faster downhill?
A. Turn off the engine.
Q. What do you call Yugo passengers?
A. Shock absorbers
Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Yugo?
A. Park it between two 914s.
Q. Why do Yugo owners never carry a map?
A. It'll never get far enough to get lost!
Q. What's the difference between a Yugo and the principal's office?
A. It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office.
Q: What is the sport-version of Yugo?
A: The driver wears Nike shoes.
Q: What do you call a Yugo with twin exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow
Q: What is the Yugo owner's most ardent wish?
A: To buy a car.
Q: What do you have to do if your Yugo gets in the way of a swarm of killer bees?
A: Stop pushing and take refuge into the car.
Q: What do you call a Yugo with a seat belt?
A: A rucksack
Why were sidewalks invented?
So Yugo owners would have a safe place to walk home.!
Q: How do you make a Yugo go faster uphill?
A: Throw out the passenger.
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